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Down at the duck ponds, Chad doesn't waste any time as he hops up onto an empty garbage can holder and gets into some squats.
Chad is also on the lookout for litterers. He can't stand seeing the land where the ducks are so prominent be spoiled. He heads out to the lake and checks on the ducks twelve times a day and does a thousand squats in that very spot each time. Chad runs and frolicks with the ducks after every 100 squats, with the occasional game of "Duck, Duck, Goose". He then assumes the squat position shortly thereafter to repeat it all over again. He claims he's just giving something back to the ducks, because they've done so much for him already.
Of course, he's referring to the time when he was a small boy and his house caught fire during the night. The ducks, who just happened to be in the neighbourhood, saw this and pulled Chad out of the black smog and blazing flames. With soot all over the ducks' feathers, Chad realized they had saved his life.
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